aut shield

An imaginary shield which you have to protect yourself from the autistic people around you. In other words, one uses it to shy himself from the disease of autism from others.

Person 1: For fuck sake, there they are, Yushi and his autistic, inbred, squinty family.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.

Person 1: Good call.

by Grannyfucker12345 July 8, 2016

AA shield

An overlapping field of fire set up for multiple anti air units to support each other.

We have to set up an AA shield from the East side of the map to the West side.

by CrashArtemis January 26, 2017

nipple shield

a nipple shield is a bra.

wow! she got a new stylish nipple shield!

by plebsthetic April 19, 2018

Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.

Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok

by FailedLab May 7, 2018

Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.

- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.

by Zokster September 20, 2018

operation shield

When you sit in a corner with a sheild after committing the glitch of invincible shield.

Time to find a corner and commit operation shield.

by T H O T P O L I C E October 17, 2018

Pork Shield

Another word for a dude’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted last night I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018