Shat Blue Lights

To shit blue lights or shat blue lights means to be pleasently surprized, something made you jump or to be frightened. Often used in northen parts of England.

I thought some one broke in after hearing a bang, i shat blue lights

by scouselad August 12, 2010

Shat Nap

When you take a very unexpected but deserving nap and you wake up feeling like fecal matter.

- dude u just took a a very unexpected but deserving nap
-- yea and now that i have risen i feel like fecal matter
- you took a serious shat nap
--indeed i did

by word that rhymes with awesome March 30, 2011

shat on by a tree

the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.

Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair

by underdowg February 25, 2009

Shat Fairy

The spiting of a roommate by shitting in his or her toilet while they are unaware. Refusing to flush and hiding the toilet paper. Knowing they will return and question the validity of said shit.

Bob: "Who the fuck took a shit in my toilet?"

Tom: "Dude, never piss off the shat fairy."

by this is not me January 23, 2010

shat that shit

When speaking about the delivery of a child. Instead of delivered, use shat that shit.

She shat that shit out at the hospital. It was a boy and baby daddy was happy!

by Boobypirwte702 September 3, 2019

shat on my platoon

A common phrase similar in meaning to 'pissed on my fire', 'burst my bubble' or 'rain on my parade' but on a larger, more revolting scale

'Excuse me, did that gentleman conclusively disprove your life's work, thus rendering it meaningless?'

'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'

by Grizzly Q O'Fool May 4, 2009

shat dack

When you have anal sex with a woman and get her diarrhea on your penis.

Bob: "Dude, Jenny gave me a total shat dack last night."
Jim: "I'd still tap that ass."

Guy1: "You're such a shat dack."
Guy2: "Isn't that when you get shat on your dack?"

by pocketpotato April 12, 2014