Schooner Bum

A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.

Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.

Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"

Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."

by Place mat September 28, 2011

scon

posh fuckers use this word instead of scone

i say there dear boy would you like a scon

by ya mam May 18, 2004

Scion

A Toyota car that you can point and truly laugh at. The most popular of the Scions is the xB model, which looks like a box with four wheels.

I saw a parked Scion and I craped on it.

by Semispozzle June 7, 2004

scion

Produced by Toyota, this box on wheels is similar to the Honda Element and is targeted at the youth. It features an ugly front end, underpowered engine (hence mediocre acceleration), a non-slanted front windshield (i.e. 90 degree angled), and a higher roof (good for tall people I suppose). Fuel economy is a plus, but not worth $20k.

You couldn't pay me to ride in a Scion.

by Sneezy May 16, 2004

schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Sconed

A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.

See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.

Fyst totally sconed Floydy in that last game. :)

by Floydy January 20, 2007

scone

a rude barbie-style girl, only interested in make-up, boys, hair products etc. Other features: lack of intelligence, balanced by high confidence. scones can usually be seen in groups.

person 1: i didn't realize she's a scone until i saw her crying over her broken nail.
person 2: rly? but we saw her taking chicken buttface photos of herself with her teddy bear a week ago.

by ralyyy April 1, 2010