A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.
tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"
by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!
by bonak September 29, 2020

abbreviation for Sexual Assault.
Sexual Assault is, in a nutshell, rape (non-consensual sexual intercourse).
can cause lifelong trauma if therapy isn't seeked, or maybe even cause Suicidal thoughts or even Suicide attempts.
SA victims are the most likely to be Hypersexual, due to their oh-not-so-fortunate experience.
Don't worry. You're not alone <3 if you feel like committing, try therapy or contacting a family member or someone that supports you. Your life matters more than you might think!
Sexual Assault is, in a nutshell, rape (non-consensual sexual intercourse).
can cause lifelong trauma if therapy isn't seeked, or maybe even cause Suicidal thoughts or even Suicide attempts.
SA victims are the most likely to be Hypersexual, due to their oh-not-so-fortunate experience.
Don't worry. You're not alone <3 if you feel like committing, try therapy or contacting a family member or someone that supports you. Your life matters more than you might think!
Victim: *SA trauma noises*
Friend: bro are you ok?
Victim: no.... I was SA'd as a child and I'm having flashbacks... *cries*
Friend: it's ok, I'm here for you
Friend: maybe seek therapy... it worked for me.
Friend: bro are you ok?
Victim: no.... I was SA'd as a child and I'm having flashbacks... *cries*
Friend: it's ok, I'm here for you
Friend: maybe seek therapy... it worked for me.
by mateva_RDN December 22, 2024

guy wakes up one morning
Guy (To himself): Hey today I have an urge to create a stupid-ass fuckin' exercice that doesn't make sense in this mathbook that we're gonna give to every grade 10 student in Quebec.
Students while doing the stupid-ass fuckin' exercice: Man this doesn't make sense! The guy who did this exercice was probably sa poud' when he made it!
Guy (To himself): Hey today I have an urge to create a stupid-ass fuckin' exercice that doesn't make sense in this mathbook that we're gonna give to every grade 10 student in Quebec.
Students while doing the stupid-ass fuckin' exercice: Man this doesn't make sense! The guy who did this exercice was probably sa poud' when he made it!
by mathymatwix December 1, 2017

a school with depressed people who don't feel happiness as soon as they walk in. It's not their fault tho, as their youthful souls get sucked out for the enjoyment of the education system that promises that this will all be worth it in the future as they pull 50 all nighters and are slowly decay as their bodies return to the hollow earth where they came from. It would be hell on earth if it wasn't for the fact that hell punishes people's sins and sas just kicks you out for being 2 minutes late for class. If you're thinking about going to sas, just know that the ghost of the students will haunt you during lunch and you will not be given any salt.
by yourfriendlyneighborhoodwhitee March 8, 2022

lol-iwanna-brag-that-sa-jj-is-in-mylyfe¬-yours. <3
by gerarduriestump October 8, 2018

SAS is the acronym for Self Aware Substructure. Coined by cosmologist Max Tegmark, it refers to the idea that self aware entities must necessarily exist as sub-systems within a larger systematic structure. Presumably, there are other possible complex, systematic structures than our own universe, that are capable of producing types of self aware substructures aka intelligent beings.
"Given a mathematical structure, we will say that it has
physical existence if any self-aware substructure (SAS)
within it subjectively perceives
itself as living in a physically real world." - Max Tegmark, arXiv:0905.1283
physical existence if any self-aware substructure (SAS)
within it subjectively perceives
itself as living in a physically real world." - Max Tegmark, arXiv:0905.1283
by semeiotike January 14, 2017
