nature's dental floss

pubic hair stuck in your teeth

I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010

kenny g's magik flute

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.

John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok

by i have a long pole October 10, 2005

Devil’s Dental Floss

Your partners pubic hair when you’re performing oral.

My hygienist asked the secret to my healthy gums - “‘My husband has the best devil’s dental floss .”

by Angry Scientist October 21, 2017

Manny's meat flaps

Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.

i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good

by lemonsins September 1, 2021

Where’s your flag at?

It’s a question that is asked amongst mutual gang members, which translates to “where’s your gun at?”

Gang member: “I’m ready to ride, on gang”
Fellow gang member: “Where’s your flag at?”
Gang member: “Pats waist”

by Ibndahoodfr May 29, 2022

Let’s go flaxon

A trombone player in Alva middle school.

As he played his trombone I yelled “Let’s go Flaxon”

by POOKIE LUV July 15, 2022