Beast of Redmond

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, though it can also be applied to the corporation's ethically challenged founder, Bill Gates.

Like George W. Bush, the Beast of Redmond will probably fail in its bid for world domination, if Vista is any clue.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Smith Center Redmen

One of the most successful high school football teams ever. Because of their success Smith Center has gained national recognition several times in the past few years. Many people believe the Redmen abuse steroids and continue to perpetuate that rumor. However those people are typically whiney crybaby bitch-boys who are tired of getting beaten by the awesome fury that is the Redmen. In fact if those people spent as much time practicing, lifting weights, and studying game films as they spend making excuses and sucking each other off they might win a game every once in a while. Ironically, Smith Center's boys basketball team (made up of many football players) was for years among the worst in the league. Thereby refuting the steroids argument. Many teams accuse the Redmen of "playing dirty" and intentionally hurting opponents by "hitting too hard". But it turns out that football is a CONTACT SPORT and hitting is actually part of the game. If those teams wanted to play touch football (clothes optional) they should have formed their own pansy ass league.

Guy 1: Dude, the Smith Center Redmen only win because they're on steroids.

Guy 2: Doesn't that mean that everyone who's beaten them is also on steroids?

Guy 1: No, the teams that beat the Redmen do so because they work hard.

Guy 2: But the Redmen work hard too, they lift weights and train all year around. They adhere to a code of conduct and honor and are taught to work together. You can't just chalk it up to steroids.

Guy 1: No, they're just on steroids.

Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.

Guy 1: Making excuses is easier than working hard.

Guy 2: Being a Redman is easier than being a pussy.

by MastaRoe February 6, 2010

recomillimeterended

A.I. Slang

These rechargeable batteries come very highly recomillimeterended!

by SnobGoblin August 21, 2021

Red Head Redemption

When your ex-girlfriend pretends to have make-up sex puts purposefully bits your penis while giving head, causing you to bleed out painfully

Sally: Ricky is such a dick
Emma: You should give him Red Head Redemption
Sally: Great idea!

by BigChungusGod69 January 9, 2019

Redondo Beach

A place filled with overpriced reality, watered down drinks and asshole cops. The only good part is the soft mattresses at the local jail.

Dude, you got arrested in Redondo Beach last night? Thank god for those comfy mattresses.

It could have been better, I could have been arrested in Palos Verdes.

by Parole Violator. June 17, 2011

redemptive analogy

He argues in his writings that, hidden among tribal cultures, there are usually some practices or understandings, which he calls "redemptive analogies", which can be used to illustrate the meaning of the Christian Gospel, contextualizing the biblical representation of the incarnation of Jesus.

Paul used a Redemptive Analogy when he went to go preach the gospel to the Athenians.
Thanks Mr. Harless.

by Holy Corn Dog June 24, 2016

reunion redemption fuck

When you go to a reunion of class, job, team, etc

and that girl you wanted to fuck is there and you proceed to fuck her at the reunion and it redeems you of the fuck that got away.

Dude, did I see you hooking up Chinanay at the reunion?

Totally, I reunion redemption fucked the living shit out of her

by porkchop101 December 12, 2012