Redenbacher

This is the male version of a cougar.

"This ugly old Redenbacher was hitting on me at the bar."

by xzooeyx August 18, 2008

The person reading this

why are you even here anyway

the person reading this is just a normal human

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Redding

A smallish city, vastly expanding, consisting mainly of caucasians. Those residing in Redding who aren't caucasian usually stay in groups of large numbers, since a large part of the white population are racist assholes. Residents are usually one form of white trash or rednecks, slutty whores or actual prostitutes. filled with tweekers, ignorant morons, and religious fanatics, this is a city that no one ever visits voluntarily, but once someone ends up in Redding they find it extrmely difficult to ever escape. A vast black hole of filled with shit, and very few intelligent persons.

"We traveled through the northernmost area in California until we came across a somewhat interesting looking place called Redding, little did we know it was actually a vast shithole filled with mornonic tweekers and slutty whores."

by Tarren it up! October 17, 2008

Reading a Magazine

Masturbating Over a Porno or Lads Mag

I was 'Reading a magazine' at work the other day

by Supdog4567 February 26, 2010

Reading Hole

A place one goes to in order to satisfy one's reading needs/urges. The term can be seen as a portmanteau of 'watering hole' and 'reading place'. It can refer to RL (real life) places like a local favorite public library, or online places like a beloved blog or website like Dear Blank Please Blank.

Guy1: "Damn! Riverbend's gone underground! There goes my favorite reading hole..."

Guy2: "That sucks. I loved Baghdad Burning too."

by theantichrist81 March 3, 2011

Reading is Tech

"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.

Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.

* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment

by INeverRead April 27, 2013

Rebinovs

A Russian who lives off of a vodka and kebab diet. A large, indestructible man with the strength of 1000 bears.

"Wow. That guy sure is drinking a lot at this party"
"That's because he's a Rebinovs. Don't piss him off, he's Russian"

by Mcsamith June 29, 2017