Randlestan

A fictional place linked to the UFC community poking fun at the name similarities of Dagestani fighters while also including fighters featured as alter egos on UFC 5 who are seen as overrated due to their rising casual fanbase. The entire premise of the joke is to purposefully get names of popular MMA figures wrong

Casual: “Where is Randlestan?”
Khebob Ze Pirate: *points to heart*
Zabit Nurmangorandlemedov: *points to dih*

by zabitrandleman June 27, 2025

Zak Randles'ed

To knock on the ball or otherwise completely fuck something up.

I thought I was going to score, but then I Zak Randles'ed it up.

by That guy this guy November 3, 2017

randeresting

something that is both random and interesting

nick: "did you know that i have 6 toes on my left foot?"

jane: "ummm. no. but that is very randeresting..."

by randeresting_person January 19, 2009

Rander

The small bit of Marijuana left at the bottom of a bowl.

Dude, pass the bong so I can finish my Rander.

Hey homie, that was a big hit but there is still some Rander that you can have.

by Petis October 22, 2010

Randemonium

A combination of Randy from the UK: "horny" and Pandemonium a state of extreme disorder which combined are a state of sexual chaos.

It was the wildest sex I've ever had; sheer randemonium!

by dg/j November 23, 2010

rundles

Spare tires or love handles.

Maryanne is cute even with those rundles

by pentozali August 27, 2011

Rangletazer

Noun; Rangletazer (Rangle-Tazer). Object used in sexual acts, mostly sadistic bondage, high budget pornography. The object is designed to clamp down onto the genitals of the victim and inflict massive amounts of voltage to the said area, providing a sexual stimulant, and severe burns.

Not available in shops, mostly home-made and poorly insulated. Statistically, the accident rate for a Rangletazer is 90%.

"DUDE my cock got burnt the fuck off last night when Jenna got out the Rangletazer and zapped my junk!"

"WHERE ARE YOU GARY YOU CUNT I'M GONNA RANGELTAZER YOUR FUCKING COCK OFF!"

by Snizzbitz September 24, 2012