Jizz Quiz

A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.

1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor, puppy love wanker!

2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.

3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!

by Atlatl September 14, 2006

Quiznos

Makers of rat sandwiches.

I don't know how Quiznos actually got rats to shill for their rat sam-itches. Damn those Quiznos rats is creepy looking !!

by Chaich February 13, 2004

Quizzil

A queer-o-sexual.

Let's go hang that quizzil from our oak tree.

by Adonis II May 2, 2010

quiz

Definitions:

1) noun. something that you don't need to care for

2) verb. save you from 59%

Samples of use:

1) Relax! It's just a quiz.

2) Oh no! I have to quiz it right.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

quizzerooni

same as saying the word quiz just in a fancy way ; often used by broskis

Teacher: today we have a little quizzerooni

by dicey big guy November 23, 2011

quizzaciously

in a mocking manner.

He said quizzaciously: Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. What's here, and here?

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

quizzy

Describing something/someone that is incredibly cool, or awesome

Synonyms: dope asf, cool as shit, fucking incredible

“Hey look it’s PITBULL”

“Yo PITBULL is quizzy as fuck! Did you know he won a Nobel Peace Prize for philanthropy?”

“No, I didn’t! That IS quizzy as fuck dude!”

by m!4m! September 6, 2022