quantum retardinization

To be or become any form of a furry.

Creating a furry is an act of quantum retardinization.

by Ksjdhfglwodncoamwodmciakqp July 22, 2019

Quantum Hologram

A Quantum Hologram is a secret form of communication between minds.

Elon Musk has been designated to bring the Quantum Hologram to the mainstream.

by Mr.Map November 6, 2019

Quantum English

A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.

Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??

by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019

Quantum Night

A night of enchantment and well deserved debauchery among only the classiest and most badass of individuals. Quantum Nights often include high quality hand selected beverages, intellectual games of the mind, and candle illumination.

Jackie: Hey isn't there a Quantum Night coming up soon?
Gia: Actually yea, I think your right, it's about time.
Jackie: Yea we've been whooping ass and taking care of business all week, it's definitely time for a break.
Gia: Yaaassssss, I'll see you there!
***Jackie and Gia conduct and jumping hi-five together***

by Beast Squad August 19, 2019

quantum matrix

The word defining the very essence of something that is very complicated but doesn't really exist.

A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.

by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017

quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.

John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.

by kolahh March 3, 2018

quantum-doodleflapper

A quantum-doodleflapper is a person who can't stop to conflate the mysterious nature of quantum mechanics and the mysterious nature of their particular superstitious belief. The gaps in our understanding of quantum mechanics are filled in with the persons favourite pet hypothesis for consciousness, existence or any other big question about the fundamental nature of the cosmos.

"There was a quantum-doodleflapper in the debate who kept asserting quantum mechanics prove humans have a soul and other various magical abilities."

by Be Loyal July 4, 2020