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Puss Wood

Puss Wood is really dry camp wood. like if you found a big round off super dry pine wood and it split up really easy and was real nice pitchy wood, you would call that puss wood. its called puss wood because any puss could get a fire going with it. its nice to have puss wood when your camping.
man...we found this pile of puss wood last night and we stayed up all night, with the kind fire. i love drinking beer and burnin puss wood. dude - check out this puuuuss wood.
by Bradleybradley June 12, 2008
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cookie puss

by Erin April 22, 2006
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puss bib

Fat below the belly button, usualy seen on largely obese women, immediately above the vagina, as an extra belly. Also known as "ass in front".
Look at the puss bib on marge. I bet her shoes never get wet.
by Jeremy M August 29, 2005
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fore puss

the low riding gut many older women (and a few men) have between their genitals and their actual gut, often horribly emphasized by "high rise' jeans or polyester pants. Seen mainly in U.S. malls, supermarkets, and trailer parks.
Good God, look at the fore puss on that heifer.
by klyphph September 23, 2006
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stank puss

Dude, my girlfriend has a stank puss, and i can't take it anymore
by relu January 31, 2018
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octo-puss

a physical condition of the female reproductive organ after the delivery of eight children.
Octomom was diagnosed with the medical phenomenon Octo-puss after delivering eight children. The doctor said that her vag looked like a busted watermelon.

After her six week check up following the birth of Octo-mom's multiple children, doctors have coined the term "octo-puss" to descibe the long term effects of what a vag looks like after being stretched beyond an acceptable dilation.
by ravenlee123 March 21, 2009
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Athletes Puss

Foul smelling vagina, stinking vagina. Offensive odor coming from a girls crotch..
"Yo Lee I took some skank home last night, she had a bad case of Athletes Puss, I had to leave the room"
by Guytano B April 8, 2008
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