Sock Puppetting

(v) The act of cramming one's arm so far up someones ass that you can control all their movements.

The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.

by needingDefinition June 30, 2010

facebook like-puppet

a person who "likes" every comment on everything that they post, even if they don't. also known to "like" some posts because of who posted it, even if its facebook garbage. to feed his habit, a like-puppet will even go to someone else's wall and "like" their posts and comments with reckless abandon, because the need to let everybody know that they approve is constant and overwhelming. he'll say that he's got it under control, and to prove it, he'll facebook for a day or so with almost no "likes". until the guilt of denying others the affirmation that they deserve finally overwhelms him, resulting in a "like" binge. this is not pretty, and you should never try to reason with him while he's in the throes of it. he's not there. he has become a facebook like-puppet. there is currently no known cure . we can only hope that enough posts/comments will be available for him, and try not to judge. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

"i posted that my sister has cancer, and it got 50+ "likes"! WTF??"
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."

"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"

"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".

by who's your mama July 4, 2014

puppet

An alter ego created on an message board or news group primarily to troll.

Did you see that puppet's post? Yes, he started a huge flame war!

by shroomerite February 12, 2005

Puppet Freak

a person who shows their sexual intentions through the use of puppets

dude that Puppet Freak is raping that doll

by imnotcire April 18, 2009

puppet nigga

A nigga that lets a bitch string his ass along and sucks up instead of being his own person

He a wack ass puppet nigga

by Street86 August 12, 2016

Pussetarian

A person who only eats pussy; Lesbian or heterosexual male.
pussy vagina lesbian

Put that dick away, I'm a pussetarian!

by Mike Hawk-Lycher April 10, 2017

puppet fucking

A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.

I'm puppet fucking the shit outta you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017