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Post Pootum Depression

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.
The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.
by swivet February 5, 2010
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Post-Drinking Poo

a massive shit you do the day after a heavy nights drinking

usually comes around midday
it is excelled from your body at an alarming pace and tends to be as black as death itself
Hal: you were pretty smashed last night mate, how are you?
Josh: im not too bad, just had a right painful post-drinking poo though
by joshinho April 7, 2010
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Post Novel Depression

The feeling of extreme boredom/anxiety, in the first few days, following the completion of a good book.
Ever since finishing 'Cloud Splitter' by Russel Banks, I just can't seem to shake this Post Novel Depression.

I almost turned the tv on, maybe I have Post Novel Depression?
The doctor prescribed 'Barnes and Nobel' for my Post Novel Depression.
by Lance H. Johnson June 6, 2010
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postabate

to like your own post on social networking sites such as Facebook. Sometimes people feel bad when their posts are not liked by any of their friends on facebook. hence they start liking their own posts. and his is how postabation works ... just like masturbation works for boys.
Hey no one likes my post on FB... i should postabate ....
by Rashi Sharma July 15, 2011
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post-dump nirvana

The extreme feeling of elation and pleasure of an empty blader following a pleasant dump.
"Dude I'm in post-dump nirvana right now. That dump was so good."
by Charles the Elephant October 24, 2011
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poostack

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.
The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.
by wordman55 August 26, 2012
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poostink

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.
There was poostink in the car for weeks.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020
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