procrastination

Waiting till the last minute to get something done..

"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."

by ronker November 21, 2003

Procol Harum

Procol Harum was a British Rock/Psychedelic/Progressive band that was formed in the early 1960s. They drew attention with their #1 hit single "A Whiter Shade of Pale", though over time their success declined and they obtained a large cult following.

After the success of their initial studio work, they decided to tour, with their first show being the opening act for Jimi Hendrix in 1967.

The Original (Classical) lineup consisted of Gary Brooker (piano and lead vocals), Robin Trower (guitar), Matthew Fisher (organ), David Knights (bass), B.J. Wilson (drums), and Keith Reid (lyricist), though there were many, many lineup changes before they broke up in 1977.

Point of interest: Procol Harum's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" tied with Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" for Best British Pop Single 1952-1977.

Bill: Man, do you want to listen to some good music?

Dave: Yeah man.

Bill: I'll break out the Procol Harum

Dave: Sweet

by doktorfunk August 3, 2005

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into

Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

by mr.snruB October 8, 2010

procrastibate

1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.

2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".

No, I procrastibated! ;)

by raichupal November 21, 2010

Please proceed governor

A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.

R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.

by President of Vice January 10, 2014

procrastitute

(noun) A cheap whore of dalliance and delay.

Instead of paying his electricity bill, Jonathan pissed away the afternoon playing two games of ATTACK, taking a personality test on facebook, and writing a few inane definitions on urbandictionary.com What a procrastitute!

by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

by Jeff D April 24, 2003