Drop the Prez off at the Oval Office

Taking a dooky/poop/#2/ crapshit. A more updated version of "droppin the Cosby kids off at the pool"

Excuse me a minute, gotta go "drop the Prez off at the Oval Office"

by Texasgirl1 November 10, 2009

Pretzel

Top-secret Iraqi tactical assault weapon.

The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.

It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.

by RaVNzCRoFT December 24, 2008

pretzel

i.Dubya boy's worst nightmare and what will hopefully be his maker some other day.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.

i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?

by I won't give my name to a machine! April 1, 2005

preist

A man who commands the respect of the people, until he starts to molest their children.

"A preist was wandering in the fields near his parish when a frog leapt on him and asked for help. The preist was surprised, but being a man of God, he picked up the frog and asked it what he could do to help. The frog told him that a wicked witch had turned him into a frog for some insignificant little sin, and that to lift the curse he needed to be shown kindness by a human.
"So the preist took the frog into his house and fed and bathed him, and tucked him into bed. And when he awoke next to him was not a frog, but an 11 year old boy!"

"And this, your honour, is the case for the defence."

by i_done_no_poo_here April 6, 2004

mud pretzel

a penis covered with fecal after having anal sex

damn, the other day i got a mud pretzel after having anal sex

by arfifteen May 20, 2010

Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.

Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.

by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

pretzels and tootsie rolls

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.

Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?

by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017