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Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation

When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.

After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
by The Jax May 20, 2007
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President Charles Logan

President Charles Logan is a fictional character played by Gregory Itzin as part of the television series, 24. During the show's fourth season, Logan, modeled after John Kerry, is the Vice-President of the United States who is sworn into office as acting President after President John Keeler is critically injured in a terrorist attack.
President Charles Logan is the Barney Fife of presidents.
by Rocky Flint February 3, 2006
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A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.

He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.

Our beautiful fucking president.
All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.
by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019
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An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.
Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!
by Ask Your Dad July 26, 2006
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American Idol President

A presidential candidate who gains popular support through the masses by way of tapping into the collective conscious of American voters and thus turning an otherwise drab and status-quo election year and reducing it to a televised highschoolesque popularity contest.
American Idol President,Barack Obama, Arnold "Zah Govahnator" Schwartzenneger
by Jay Sherman (AKa The Critic) January 29, 2009
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The "Mr. President"

A multi-step sexual performance.

1. Embargo her air supply through erotic asphyxiation during vaginal intercourse.
2. Paddle her until she submits to calling you Mr. President.
3. Casually transition to anal.
4. Make her confess she'll give you her vote, in exchange for ass-to-mouth.
5. Veto the condom and put your commander in chief in her oval office.
6. Retire to your presidential bed and make her sleep on the futon in the grimy Lincoln bedroom.
I dropped a Benjamin to fly her down to the White House. It was worth it though, I gave her "The "Mr. President"".
by The Big Sreaze February 26, 2011
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president

The patriarch of dumbasses skilled in the art of bullshitting
Bush took his position of president to a new level
by BushSux February 8, 2003
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