Poof Cake

A Fat Girl that always eats cake and pee's on them self and say its water!

Shut up Poof Cake!

by Lopez April 25, 2004

poof daddy

The greatest nick name for the best looking dogs. Generally loves barking, playing and sniffing all the perfect butts.

All poof daddy dogs are generally fully named 'Hugo'

"Omg is that poof daddy over there smelling that perfect but? !"yah it is... that's just his nick name though. His real name is Hugo"

by meah22 August 30, 2015

poof out

To sneak out of the house without your fellow household members knowing where you are, and not leave your loved ones any way of contacting you.

You forever poof out on us, so I might have to file a missing persons report.

I checked the kid's room in the morning only to find out he poofed out in the middle of the night.

by Stop the Pendulum August 13, 2006

fucking poof

well who else would exactly match such an insult? BILLY! yes u, im talking to YOU. URE A FUCKING POOF! (u do know this is a joke dont u?)

bill

by arm July 30, 2003

Mcfart-poof

When you sneeze, cough, cum and shit yourself all at the same time!

Ooooh, I jus did a Mcfart-poof!.

Oh Man! Joey just let out a Mcfart-poof!

by Mcfart-poofer May 13, 2010

Volksy poof

One who loves his volkswagon, but is clearly a butt fucking fairy man.

Chris: Look at my new Volksy.

Passer by: Your a Volksy poof!

by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010

crack!damn!poof!

what you say when you see a fine chick. It comes from the words that would define you having sex with her: Crack! (Crack a nut!) Damn! (Damn, that was good!) Poof! (get the hell outta there!)

See's fine lady: "Crack!Damn!Poof!"

by tonkchump September 22, 2005