platypustime

(1) Any time that is excessively strange, a.k.a resembling a platypus.
(2) Time for a huge amount of awesomeness.

1. Paul: "Whoa, dude, what just happened? I'm so confused."

Luke: "This is some serious platypustime."

2. "YEAH! It's platypustime!"

by platypusbiscuit April 12, 2010

playwrite

A compliment of the highest order meant to describe the combination of a player, baller and hustler.

A trendsetter

A person of extreme social influence. A playwrite is not just in the game but writes the game.

Examples of male playwrites include: Jay-Z, Russell Simmons, Diddy, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Richard Branson, Frank Sinatra, Warren Buffett, Bill Gates

Example of female playwrites include: Oprah Winfrey, Beyonce Knowles

In social context:
Jay-Z just made the Forbes celebrity 100 list, damn that playwrite runs a tight game.

As a greeting:
Yo, what it do playwrite?

by Johnny Kong November 20, 2010

Blonde All Over The Place

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.

It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

Placteria

mix of plaque and bacteria, defined as food stuck on your teeth that cause bad breath

Todd had some bad placteria the other night and he wouldnt even accept a tic-tac.

by Stanley Vegas October 25, 2009

Playing it Bogart

To do something with a cool head, no stress and showing off a lot of confidence and expertise on the matter.
Referencing the acting style of Hemphrey Bogart.

"I just walked in to the party, playing it Bogart, and asked the girl out."

by CommanderP May 8, 2013

playcrazy

A fake version of insanity, something a person feigns, usually for secondary gain.

I’m just gonna go playcrazy to get myself off this fucked up prison yard.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2018

Darth Plagueis

Did you ever hear the tragdey of darth plaguise the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

Did you ever hear the tragdey of Darth Plagueis the wise?

by ThenextJesus March 27, 2018