Pufferteh

Word said by one that gives "life" to the word 'pfft'. Usually when one says 'Pufferteh' it is an act of randomness and has absolutley NO meaning. Most say it because it's fun to say.

Note: Pufferteh is not written on paper, or typed. It is only to be spoken outloud.

Pronounced: PUFF-err-Tehhh Let the PUFF and the err roll together.

Other pronunciation, for those that say it fast: PUv-er-Teh

Dialogue-

P1: Hey man whats up?
P2: Nothing much..
P1: Hahaha, i just owned some kid at basketball!!
P2: Pufferteh..!

Note that when you say 'Pufferteh' it's supposed to be VERY random, and make people laugh becuase of how random it was. If people don't laugh, you don't know when to say this word. Never overuse it either.

by 11111234867563468 August 4, 2007

Puffed Root

A word that is interchangable with blow job.

"There's Tara. Hey, didnt you leave with her last night?"

"yeah, she gave me Puffed Root, its was great."

by Muse One September 24, 2009

pufferfuck

To suck vehemently as might a bloated pufferfish. Usually held to sexual connotation.

"You can pufferfuck my dick, Tony."

or perhaps

Alice: "Wow, Jim is really pufferfucking that balloon there. Think he'll ever get it up?"
Denzel: "That's what she said."

by zombiechews March 2, 2010

puffertician

Politicians and political pundits who make statements and claims that express subjective rather than objective views that are filled with misleading or false information such that no reasonable person would take them literally or seriously.

Boehner said premiums will "skyrocket" because of the newly passed health care law, citing a report on rising premiums by the Kaiser Family Foundation. The puffertician failed to point out, however, that the Kaiser report covered increases that took effect before the law was signed.

by ejtdad03 December 12, 2010

pifelitis

a disease when the patient sits at home and playes computer games while sniffing their own farst on a regular basis.

you know he has pifelitis when he skips band practice

by magic mahoney December 17, 2010

piff-smacked

When you unknowingly smoke weed that has been laced with a stronger drug, leading you to freak out by how hard you are tripping.

I thought I was just gonna chill out, smoke a J and watch SpongeBob but I got piff-smacked and ended up crying in the fetal position on the floor.

by limey mo January 25, 2012

pinferiority complex

the constant awareness that my home decor/meal/wardrobe is not worth of "pinning"

I glance around and see the craigslist furniture, sloppy coffee table and other signs of actual living being done at my house and my pinferiority complex reaches a new high.

by guitar_girly March 7, 2013