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Plasticization Syndrome

Plasticization Syndrome is a phenomenon found in the UK's current generation's youth, born in the late 80's and early 90's. It is when, due to peer pressure, perception of an "ideal appearance" in the media, bad parenting, and the culture of celebrity, the girls of the generation assume semi-identical appearances, without realising what they're doing.

Symptoms include aggressively straightened hair, hair being bleached blond to the point where the hair follicles are actually dying, applying makeup that can be measured in inches, saying "izzit" after every other sentence, assuming an online identity containing the words "lil" and "princess", having extremely underage sex, not having any real friends but instead a large group of people with whom to bitch, a lack of personal identity, respect and development and a general ignorance of the world.
Charlie: God, the leaver's ball at school was totally ruined by the semi-identical, orange-tanned, cinderella-dress clad girls- it looked like some kind of weird shop-dummy gathering.
Girl Suffering from Plasticization Syndrome: Mett, laak, wot is iz u on abaat boi? U best not be dis'spectin me or nuffin. Izzit.
Charlie: Jeez.
by CharlieGiggles August 7, 2009
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Plastic passion

The pursuit of a beauty that makes a person look flawless, fake, unrealistic, or like "plastic" doll.

Someone who has a 'plastic passion' has a passion for make-up.

Also, a great song by The Cure.
Person 1: Wow, she looks so good.

Person 2: It's just the make-up. She's got a plastic passion or some shit.
by ninja_jesus May 6, 2010
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black plastic bag money

simaler to brown paper bag money its illegal money under the table that is given to strippers..well in exchange for the goods
from brown paper bag money (by dj khaled)
Julez Santana:
this for my niggas getitn brown paper bag money
this for my strippers gettin black plastic bag money

btw, lil wayne verse in that song is so hard.
by yehdig January 14, 2009
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i am not a plastic bag

pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.
If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?
by davetwocombs May 14, 2007
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Plasticman

Campy cartoon superhero, with powers similar to the rubber guy in the Fantastic Four. Able to stretch and conform his body at will.
Plasticman was one of the worst cartoons ever, until Plastic Baby, showed up.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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mars plastic

by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004
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paper or plastic?

Grocery cashier: Your total comes to $13.37. Paper or plastic?
by Seahen July 12, 2009
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