petasmile

the disturbing, ugly, horrable, gutwrecnching smile of a petafile.

Did u see devlin raverts petasmile, it makes me want to rape small children.

by Travpie March 4, 2008

Petster

Pester by Pet

That cat is going to Petster me all night.
I'm being Petstered by my animal.

by Waboa February 16, 2009

Petsas

Petsas is a very talented guy who loves yogurts. Also, his mother hits his head with bottles of wine and then she makes potatoes.

Petsas, your potatoes are ready!

by Kryfos thaumastis November 20, 2021

Tom Petterson

An undercover FBI agent who allegedly attacked Justin Bieber. Props to him.

Did you see our country's tween sensation selling his perfume at Macy's? Thank God Tom Petterson decided to take a swing at him!

by ThatOneGirlWithTheCoolHair June 27, 2011

Pents

Basically a great big sausage fest, generally around Christmas time with work colleagues.

Yo man we going to the pents this year?

Yeah course blood we do it every year.

by LGIM Corey November 13, 2013

harro pets cookie

harro pets cookie is when harro pets cookie !

/me pets cookie

by HaRRo June 4, 2004

Forum Pets

A place for horny hypixel forumers or people who simply want to have a conversation without being interrupted by 'cum' or 'sex' in the process.

You know at first you were kinda a Forum Sweats out of 10 but now you're a Forum Pets out of 10. Can I marry you?

by rembutquaglet January 26, 2021