period ecstasy

The elation one feels when his sexual partner has their period and knows she is not pregnant. The man is then perfectly fine with putting up with any of his girl's bitchiness due to the fact that he is in a state of period ecstasy. The should not be confused with period heart attack in which case the man dies inside when his sexual partner misses their period.

Girl: I had my period!
Boy: THANK YOU GOD!!!
Girl: Now let's talk about my day...
Boy: I'm in a state of period ecstasy so sure..

by Art M. Typal October 20, 2011

period

The most fucking annoying thing on Earth (except Crazy Frog).

No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".

Contrary to popular belief, you actually can have sex during your/your girlfriend's period. It's pretty gross for both parties, though, so I don't recommend it.

by ~souba~ December 28, 2005

period fart

A period fart can be twofold. First, it can be a pussy fart, which can be particularily stinky, as nasty emissions of varying substances are being passed out of this orifice at this point in time. Secondly, it can be a conventional fart that's a foul stench coming from the anus generated in part by the hormonal effects of the perpetrator's period. The distinction being that the first smells like rotten dead fish and/or burnt rubber. The second smells like a warehouse full of rotton eggs.

Occasionally she'll hit me with a period fart. It's usually followed up by a 'what the fuck are lookin at?!' expression. This is just one more example of what we men are expected to tolerate when we hook up with a female. Remember guys: your best option is to 'test drive', but never 'buy'.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 29, 2010

perionna

Slang for period made by a girl named arianna

Yamila: that bitch needs to stop looking at me like I’m loco
Bella: perionna

by Perionna May 25, 2019

period bubble

when your wearing a pad and you feel a goop of your uterus insides slid out of you

Sally: I just got a period bubble, son of a bitch!

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

period

The time when blood comes out of a woman's vagina. See fine time cherry drippin. The color can be from bright red to dark. It smells like fish sometimes. Most people assume that when you have your period you are not pregnant, but that is not true because you can be pregnant and still have a period. Also, if you have sex on your period you can also get pregnant too. When your period is about to be over, the discharge turns brown, that is an indication of old blood.

i put three pads on my panties for my period. I never use tampons

by FlyAway July 22, 2011

period

greatest excuse for skipping class or p.e lessons when you have a man teacher

Me: Hey sir can i go to the toilet?
Teacher: no, you have to wait till the lessons over
Me: but im on my period sir
Teacher: (gets uncomfortable) uhm...uh..well, just this once then.
Me: Stalls in toilets till double maths is over :)

OR
Me: Mr i can't do P.E.
P.E teacher: And why would that be then?
Me: I've got really bad period pain sir
P.E. Teacher: (squirms) well..err.. 'kay thenn...

:) works every time

by CHARhead May 15, 2008