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uncircumcised monkey penis

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.
by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022
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Talking out of his penis

A play ontalking out of your ass”. Similar meaning would be thinking with your “head”.
When you’re making out and he accidentally says “I love you”, but doesn’t really mean it, he just wants to get off. He’s talking out of his penis.
by Tucker21 August 25, 2022
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Guess what... PENIS

a very funny joke that will have everyone laughing no matter their age.
Comedian. Hey guys guess what... PENIS
Crowd. Bursts out in laughter
by Benthegoat886 April 14, 2021
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penis mightier

Celebrity Jeopardy skit from Saturday Night Live. A category entitled, "The Pen Is Mightier" is mistakenly interpreted by Sean Connery as "Penis Mightier." Connery thinks that it is an object to lengthen, or make the penis larger
Connery - Gussy it up however you will Trebeck, but does it really work?
Nicolas Cage - Wait, wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?
by Falklian January 26, 2004
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penis cramp

when you have masturbated/released so much that you can no longer move your hand up and down your penis (can not release any seamen either)without screaming out in huge agony. Usually occurs after hentai (scientists haven't been able to explain this supernatural phenomenon).
" No more hentai for me my penis cramp is so bad i just want to cut it off and put it in a hot dog bun"
by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017
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shy penis

Shy Penis is a term used to describe a general state of shock exhibited by one's penis in the presence of other men, most particularly when attempting to urinate.
Ted stands by the urinal and pops it out just as Ralph walks into the bathroom. Ted waits and waits and waits, but is unable to force the pee out.

Ralph: What's taking so long? I have to go!

Ted: Seem to have a slight case of shy penis.
by Kate Sjostrand April 2, 2008
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Penis Mustache

A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".
Ashley wore my penis mustache all night on Saturday.
by winenight August 1, 2011
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