by SeanEmmett March 27, 2007
Get the Pee Fight mug.1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.
2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
by Just a boy with a dream November 13, 2010
Get the pee hard - Urinary Erectosis mug.by oliviaem July 14, 2009
Get the pee knives mug.by strangedaze April 28, 2005
Get the pee on my birthday cake mug.The act of the dump. Defecation. A refined definition of poopy or poo pee. Generally used by the high brow crowd due to it's higher accuracy of the actual chain of events.
Mort - "Wow, that poo pee was one of my bests. I could have sworn, the flys were on it before it left me."
Sol - "How many time do I have to tell you..."
Mort - "Oh right, it's pee poo, I did pee first. Forgive me Sol."
Sol - "How many time do I have to tell you..."
Mort - "Oh right, it's pee poo, I did pee first. Forgive me Sol."
by Adison13 January 22, 2010
Get the Pee Poo mug.A small dot of pee on a males boxers/underwear caused from having to go pee or pulling it in too quickly after going pee.
I got a pee dot, after pulling my thing back in too fast, but luckily it's not as bad as me peeing my self.
by jake-up December 3, 2005
Get the pee dot mug.To release a stream of hot urine without removing your clothes. Many people are extremely embarrassed by this, but many also secretly like the feeling of hot liquid dripping down their legs.
Person 1: Did you just pee yourself?!
Person 2: Yeah, I couldn't hold it.
Person 1: Wow, you must be embarrassed.
Person 2: Yeah, a little, but it feels really good too.
Person 2: Yeah, I couldn't hold it.
Person 1: Wow, you must be embarrassed.
Person 2: Yeah, a little, but it feels really good too.
by peesherpants1 June 20, 2008
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