un-athletic

Someone who does poses athletic ability. Some refer to as being “Julie”. A person who is unable to catch, throw, walk, run gracefully.

Oh wow, Julie, you are so un-athletic. You couldn’t be good at sports.

by Life at work December 14, 2019

Paletic

Extremely drunk, probably derived from paralytic.

You going out on Saturday?
Yeah you'll probably see me paletic somewhere.

by --------------------------ud January 18, 2009

Fine athletic figure

A way of calling a black guy a nigger without appearing to be racist.

Damn that fine athletic figure was fast!! He just grabbed my tv and was gone!!!

or alternatively...

Oi! Johnson you fine athletic figure! Come Here!

by supey123 January 5, 2008

Athletics

Athletics, or school sports, are terrible rituals in which you let a coach yell at you as you wear yourself out. There's truly no point in any of it.

People usually in athletics are usually popular. Everybody in athletics should die.

Wow, look at those kids in athletics, running for those coaches. Thank god we didn't do that.

by B-Drizzle Bitches August 27, 2009

tele-pathetic

(noun or verb) I knew what you were thinking... and it was dumb.

Software as an industry isn't forever totally dormant so youre being tele-pathetic.

by Larry Chiang September 27, 2005

Pathetic

Watching other people play video games

Aiden is on YouTube being pathetic

by Pounce January 29, 2020

Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeys

When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.

Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!

Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-

Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021