Pathetic Radar

What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.

When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.

"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

Pathetacism

The act of carrying ones self pitifully

Travesty could only stretch his sphincteral-lobe over 1x44 gallon drum instead of 2 drums like the day before..Morgwn was unimpressed by Travvys dismal effort, to which he labelled it

"pure pathetacism"

by anonymous September 11, 2020

pathetic

someone who is basic and boring that its sad and u feel sad for them because they're just yk them

"omg rebecca really thinks shes the shit"
"please bitch, dont get me started on becky"
"YESSS GIRLLL that bitch really thinks shes all that, its fucking pathetic"
"seriously though. all she fucking does is be on her phone and talk shit like get a fucking life"

PLEASE
STOP BEING PATHETIC
For your sake, not mine <3

by idontexistlol March 29, 2021

Pathetic

Pathetic: a feeling of embarrassing uselesness.

Lindy taught her preschool students to degrade a rival teacher by having them spit on and stare her down so that this teacher would feel pathetic.

by HonestytoBetsy April 4, 2021

patheticbisexual

I don't interact with them as much as I would like to but they seem super cool!

Person one: patheticbisexual is so cool

me: Fr

by Mrinugami April 30, 2021

pathetic

another word for beautiful

damn bitch you pathetic”
“aww thank u bae”

by norbintrappin May 30, 2021

pathetic fuckwad

Loser of a person who is depressed 24/7

I’m such a pathetic fuckwad

by Mrpenguin662 June 21, 2021