paperchase

when you are going afta money

trying to get my paperchase on

by Dkrav April 25, 2008

good on paper guy

The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account

Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!

Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an abusive asshole!!!

by Ellen1983 January 11, 2009

pager

A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.

I think you need a new battery for your pager.

by David March 6, 2004

toilet paper

Best Invention Ever. Period.

Bill:What the fuck would I wipe my ass with if toilet paper wasn't invented.
Bob: Your sock, dude?

by snorgle October 19, 2003

Toilet Paper

A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.

Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"

by The_not_famous_Clinton March 9, 2020

paper gangster

Paper Gangster - A suburaban kid, can be white or balck, comes from a rich family. Usually sees a rap videos on t.v., asks his rich parents to buy him the clothes he sees and acts like hes from a rough part of town around his friends and people that don't know him, when he really lives in a 500,000 home and drives a BMW or Lexus or Volvo.

An example of a paper gangster is Mike Hamane

by TrainWreck January 2, 2008

paperfuck

A paperfuck is any document that can totally screw you such as: a lawsuit, legal charges, failing grades on a transcript, a police report, etc. etc.

It can also be used a verb.

Cop: I know that you know where the suspect is, now tell me where he's hiding or I will paperfuck you out of this university so fast!
UCLA Student: I swear I don't know, I think he has friends in Santa Cruz.

Daniel: How are you doing man?
Kyle: Awesome, I totally just paperfucked the guy who slashed my tires.

by SNUKnight April 20, 2008