Parsnip

Just don’t say it

Ryan: Fuck you, you fucking parsnip!
Chris:*engadge in instant fisticuffs*

by Dennis the dickhead May 17, 2018

parisian cat nap

to lounge about and sleep in a slinky, sensual, catlike manner, particularly after masturbation, and, favorably, followed by a cigarette.

"Yo, sorry I'm late, I was taking a Parisian cat nap

by poogesaurus June 27, 2018

Parsnips

A sexy geez with a wham forehead and a dad bod. This species are absolutely batshit crazy. They’ve also been known to fuck anything that moves.

Or in some cases doesn’t move 😳

That boy is such a parsnips.... I still want his babies.

by Taylor 96 November 6, 2018

Parindoried

A Feeling your dog or dogs get from fireworks.

Who the fuck is the scumbag letting fireworks off my north main street they got my dogs all parindoried but my dogs are the last person u should worry about

by Parindoried Steve September 7, 2019

Parisi-ing

Persistence. When turned down by a female or male, but one does not give in, instead, persists in their adventure. Thy shall not give up.

“Bro she got a boyfriend, but that ain’t gonna stop me. Persistence is key.”
“Ah yes, embrace your inner Parisi-ing. It shall turn out well for you, as it did the patient zero of Parisi-ing.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys November 19, 2019

parsnip

a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle

"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"

by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020

parsnip

a gendernuetral term for aunt and uncle

"hey dad? when are we going to go visit parsnip alex?" "we're going to see them this weeknd sweetie"

"hey dearest parent? what gender is parsnip alex?" "theyre a cacti sweetie"

by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020