psychologying 

using psychology on someone in order to sway an issue in their favor

Stop psychologying me!

psychologying by soulshine1212 October 29, 2014

psychologists 

Often shady/sleazy/stupid. Often it's in their best interest that you keep seeing them.. Most are more screwed up than their clients they are supposed to help. Just because a human ape has a couple letters behind their name doesnt mean they stop being an ape.

Beth has a Phd in Psychology. She basically got it by blowing and licking the whole faculty. Just like she did for her Dad/brothers. She has more issues than a 45 year old crackwhore, yet is entrusted with others mental health. Dont trust her, just fuck her thats all shes good for.

psychologists by real deal October 23, 2003

Psychologist 

Someone who studies bullshit and then tells you all your problems are due to a deprived childhood.

the psychologist said the cause of my problems was in my childhood

Psychologist by flat5 May 28, 2007

psycholology 

Pop-internet psychology, generally indulged in by users of social networks and similar sites, with absolutely no understanding of what the terms they are using actually mean.

"You haven't the first clue about Freud. Stop with your stupid faux psycholology."

psycholology by ssn April 26, 2006

psychologists 

A person who is payed mass amounts of money to listen to people talk about their feelings, but didn't go to school long enough to be allowed to prescribe the drugs they usually give out as a bribe for going to the shrink (go to a psychiatrist for that). Office characterized by overstuffer/ understuffed chairs and boogers under the waiting room tables. Usually has no life whatsoever and solves other people's lifes for a living because they cannot solve thir own problems, but will feel as if they have no control over the world unless they can control someone's life, ie, yours if you are unlucky enough to be dragged into a shrink's office.

Psychologists cause people mass amounts of phobia and are therefor completely useless and daft, seeing as they existr solely to solve others' phobias.

psychologists by random chick got bored April 15, 2006

psychological combover 

Kidding oneself. Pretending something is true when it isn't.

Saying "50 is the new 30," is just a psychological combover.

psychological combover by Pookyduke373737 June 11, 2017

Psychological traffic

Being stuck in pockets of slow moving traffic for no apparent reason.

I thought there was an accident on the road but there was nothing going on - so it must have been psychological traffic.

Psychological traffic by dp.paz June 19, 2017