Acute Inflammation by Proxy

An STD classified by irritation of the genitalia, be it male or female, causing redness, swelling and in some cases itching of the: genitals, crotch, gooch and/or other surrounding regions.
"Red Dick of Death" (abbreviated "RDoD")

Barry- "Yo, I think Liz gave me acute inflammation by proxy..."
Gerard- "The Red Dick of Death? Sucks bro."
Barry- "Yeah i guess i gotta get checked, damn"

by GoofyGoober21 March 8, 2011

proxie

proxieOne person who holds an inevitable amount of knowledge in any field. The one person who holds the name proxie holds valuable information. There is only one proxie who shall never be duplicated.

ProXie is a 1337 h4x0r.

by Max "ProXie" January 28, 2005

by proxy

To have someone else wait in line for your lazy ass.

Kirk shamelessly begged for someone to score him gear at the local knife show by proxy.

by GSee November 18, 2014

Phone Proxy

The act of complimenting - or complaining - about someone in the locale by calling a friend and voicing your opinion loudly.

<On phone> Yeah, there's a girl on the train with cracking tits, but the twat she's sitting with is playing some R&B crap out his mobile. Glad I can cain him by phone proxy; the fuckjaw can't hear me.

by Misteroz November 1, 2007

Hardcore Burning by Proxy

Another word for melting. The hardcore refers to the extreme heat, and the proxy comes from what does the melting.

Man, I love hardcore burning by proxy, it's so much fun

by cassowaryexpress September 24, 2018

Proxie

Proxie is a stupid jew who no one likes.

Proxie are teh suck.

by most certainly not vicious April 3, 2005

proximity incest

The act of partaking in sexual interludes with someone while in the same room as a family member. Typically said family member is unaware of what is taking place, and is often asleep. However, it should be noted that if said family member becomes privy to what is taking place, and they do not leave the room, it just becomes real incest.

It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.

Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.

Charlie totally boffed his cousin's friend Liana on the floor of his cousin's bedroom while staying at his aunt and uncle's house for Easter... he totally committed proximity incest.

by Lance Williams April 28, 2008