Dirty President

The act of dressing your romantic partner in formal attire and proceeding to smack the living shit out of them until they give you a piece of information or something you desire.
Joe: Hey, where’d you get that black eye?

Jim: My girl pulled a Dirty President on me to get me to unlock my phone.
by Generical January 08, 2022
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City President

You’ve heard of mayors, but the city president is a locally appointed official of a city, town, or village. Holding no official rank, individuals can hold an election to independently determine a friend as City President if they so choose. This is especially effective is said city is so small it doesn't belong on any meaningful map, hence making said person the most significant or, in some cases, only resident.
Stella is the City President of Chatham, Illinois.
by YesPapa47 May 23, 2021
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swinely president

Rich Nole is a filthy little swinely president.
by ballsack January 05, 2005
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Letter to the President

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.
That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.
by Uncle Boe October 19, 2010
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Kid president

We all watched his videos as kids in elementary school. We probably thought it was a little weird but looking back there’s only one thing to say- he’s a stud muffin
Johnny: remember those kid President videos from back in elementary school?

Steven: oh yeah that guy’s a stud
by That.hockey.kid February 05, 2021
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Bolshoi President

Any leader of a group of people, who was "elected" to serve said people, but was actually appointed and propped up by an outside, usually sinister force.
I went down to City Hall to get a permit for the Cement Day Festival, but the damned Bolshoi President wanted me to check the box and donate to the friggin' Duck Pond fund.
by ElCommissioner March 26, 2017
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