Porta Pounding

Engaging in coitus while in a porta potty/john.

Wade and Jamie were caught porta pounding last week at the local carnival.

by Porta Pleasantries December 15, 2018

Pussy pound

The female equivalent of to "Dick Down" i.e. to vigorously ride your partner until his toes curl.

A ride so intense and vicious that the adrenaline rush he experiences is comparable to falling 30,000 ft from a helicopter

A sexual encounter so ingrained into his conscience that grunt he heaves after he ejaculates will be heard within 5 mile radius

B: Mate, let's go grab a pint
A: Nah I'm meeting up my girl tonight
B: Bro you just hung out with her last night
A: Fam she pussy pounded me into next week
I ain't missing out on that
B: Nuff said

by Spoilednuts April 15, 2019

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

by The Fly February 9, 2004

cross-town pounding

To gather yourself, your significant other, and three additional couples in a van and drive around town stopping at four random locations for sex. At the first stop, everybody gets out of the van and has sex somewhere at the destination with their own partner. At each of the three additional stops, everybody swaps partners with a different couple. By the end of the night, everybody will have had sex with four different people in four different places.

Lee: "My girl is really hot, but I wanna fuck your fiancee and those two other chicks, too."
Andrew: "Sounds good to me. Let's go cross-town pounding!"

by atrain007 October 15, 2012

Daps And Pounds

Walking Round The Block/Town Giving Everyone Handshakes Or Daps And Pounds Such As Dapping Them Up

I Am The One That U Might See Around Town Giving Up Daps And Pounds-Kid Cudi

by SlimDuncan September 6, 2009

60 pounder

A Canadian term for a 66 oz bottle of liquor.

Lindy: What we doin tonite, hoes?
Morgan: Yo, we should go down to the liquor store and pick up a 60 pounder of rye.
Brittany: What da fuq is a 60 pounder!?
Morgan and Lindy: A 66 oz bottle, you stunned gapper bitch.

by mlb105banwally September 5, 2012

federal pound me in the ass prison

correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"

see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"

by dNguyen September 8, 2006