by Big Booty Hoe 666 April 07, 2013
by Kavaror November 06, 2005
a thief who likes to steal worthless signs and hide them in his pants. often steals from large chain stores such as Walmart.
employee: "Hey, what happened to the shop sign. It's gone."
shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."
employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."
shopowner: "That damn potato."
shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."
employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."
shopowner: "That damn potato."
by Jon Zimmerman June 19, 2008
by theo collin December 03, 2015
by usgvugusvdgh January 30, 2009
1. The most ubiquitous thing in the entire world, followed closely by cockroach in second place and sardars (aka sikhs, turbanators) in the third place.
2. When mashed, represents the height of genuine English culinary achievement.
3. The biggest commodity purchase of McDonald's. Used in their "employee induction programs" to fill-up skull cavities.
4. Handy object of comparison. See examples.
2. When mashed, represents the height of genuine English culinary achievement.
3. The biggest commodity purchase of McDonald's. Used in their "employee induction programs" to fill-up skull cavities.
4. Handy object of comparison. See examples.
"Who is smarter - potato or microsoft?"
"What came first - potato or vodka?"
What's on everyone's mind at the Wimbledon : "Who's got better potatoes?"
"What came first - potato or vodka?"
What's on everyone's mind at the Wimbledon : "Who's got better potatoes?"
by _cheese April 22, 2009
by Spam on Toast August 01, 2006