act of sucking a dick and or jacking it off... it's a pirate term of course but who cares, used commonly now adays by renegade pirates O.o....
by Suburban Pirate September 6, 2008
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Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Roseanne LeVitre September 24, 2005
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Get the Plok plok mug.An act of lying face down atop an object, landmark, animal or other person, then stiffening one's form so that one's arms are firmly held by one's side and toes are pointed; taking on the physical characteristics of a plank.
Planking is usually recorded and uploaded to social networking sites to gain kudos for the level of comedy, aesthetic or endangerment accomplished in execution.
It is said to have originated in Adelaide, South Australia.
Planking is usually recorded and uploaded to social networking sites to gain kudos for the level of comedy, aesthetic or endangerment accomplished in execution.
It is said to have originated in Adelaide, South Australia.
by Nib Oswald June 9, 2011
Get the Planking mug.An unfortunate animal. This poor creature appears to be the result of some very peculiar genetic affiliations between an eccentric plattypus, hell bent on assimilating every other species and it's third victim, the donkey. The plight of the donkey as a species is now assured. The plattypus became a demented sexual fiend when it was spawned after the "original" beaver raped a duck.
"Shit what the shit is that humping your leg dude?"
"holy fucking jesusonapopcicle, thats a fuckin Plonkey"
"Your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak"
"That fucking beaver"
"holy fucking jesusonapopcicle, thats a fuckin Plonkey"
"Your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak"
"That fucking beaver"
by sufhlke December 12, 2008
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