penile fromage

Penile fromage the term frogs or other homosexual French people would use in place of the term penis cheese or smegma

Jacques, I will pass on the second grilled penile fromage sandwich. Merci.

by the one and only PRO-B May 1, 2016

PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack

I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack

by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016

Penial Fracture

A limp penis

Sally is like a penial fracture, limp and unneeded

by Dickhole February 25, 2018

penial inception

The act of docking but while having a mini double headed dildo inserted into each penis.

Yo bro, lets grab some tacos and get down on some penial inception.

by DockingDuck July 16, 2018

penible

It may look like the word 'penible' from the french language meaning annoying, but in this case it means a fail.

"That was a penible attempt to hit the baseball"

by Penible September 6, 2019

Penial Fracture

It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)

“Ah shiiiiiiiit! I just cracked my dick! OW I THINK ITS A PENIAL FRACTURE!

by Patytu October 21, 2019

Penile yeast

penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.

Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast?
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 4, 2019