russian gas pedal

grabbing somebody's legs and putting your foot in their crotch and push as hard as you can...

look up russian gas pedal on youtube and watch the first video - "if i win this bet, i get to russian gas pedal you."

by the pedalee November 1, 2010

penal prostate exam

When you go to the doctor to get a prostate exam, but you coulda swore he did it with his weiner

I got a physical man, and something other then a finger went up my butt.

Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.

by poqwer September 30, 2007

penalized

wakeing up with a drawing of a penis on your face; regularly drawn with a black perminant marker

I was penalized after passing out in homeboys kitchen

by billy ;) August 12, 2008

Death Penalty

A double-edged sword. No human has the true authority to condemn someone to death, however, The Death Penalty does seem satisfying in some specific cases.

I hated friday nights lights, the director deserves the Death Penalty.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

mongolian gas pedal

the act of having hot dirty sex with a woman, and right before she reaches the point of an explosive climax, you pull out and kick her in her sweat box.

while jackie was getting trained by 5 military dudes at once in here extra large sweat box, she was getting ready to reach climax when all 5 dudes pulled an mongolian gas pedal rupturing both ovaries, leaving a nike shoe print on her sweat box.

by A.W. and DAVID August 15, 2006

Penal Opera

When person (1) is receiving fellatio from person (2) while (2) is humming a song into person (1)'s stretched open urethra.

Nick: How was last night's date? She give you sloppy toppy?
Conor: Fuck yea, man. She gave me Penal Opera

by NickrophiIia March 10, 2019

Seal and Peal

1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.

2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.

Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.

by Your childs father. February 27, 2010