Pat the pony

Give up an idea/scheme as unworkable, esp. due to expense involved. From an incident where pony rides were offered, but were too expensive, so the child involved was told that she could "pat the pony" instead.

"This looks really good!"
"But look at the price!"
"Ah...oh dear. Never mind, I guess we'll pat the pony on that one."

by gorgeouslystupid May 25, 2008

pat e

1. to take a fat L
2. to be bad at a game; a bot
3. to masturbate

1. make you really took a pat e just now
2. what a pat e smh
3. have you patted ur e today?

by aramdana April 27, 2019

pat bonner

a euphemism for male masturbation (alt. of 'pat the boner')

Okay, man, g2g, i'm gonna pat the bonner some and then get some sleep.

by Jesus Hitler Christ June 24, 2006

Pat Pat

Jep Robertson's definition of sex.

"I was hoping for some pat pat while out here with Jess."
"If I buy her everything she wants, I will get some pat pat tonight."

by KayseeLovesWindykins July 30, 2015

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

by stahlout September 16, 2006

Pat McAfee

The baddest motherfucker on this earth. Kicks balls and skulls and makes NXT Undisputed Era look like a bunch of stooges. Pat's yinzer blood allows him to drink copious amounts of alcohol and smoke a lot of vitamins. Keep your eyes peeled for when he swings his massive HAMMER DAHN!!!

Pat McAfee then kicked that stooge Adam Cole in his chin so hard that Adam's soul left his body, not wanting to be associated with such a bitchass loser.

Pat McAfee's dominance has been witnessed by millions... AND MILLIONS!!!

by Shamaster78 December 4, 2020