P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014

C.D.P.

Certified-Dime-Piece..a girl of extreme beauty

-a document granting a girls extreme beauty and making it known

damn man i went to the club and saw nothin but C.D.P.'s..is was a sight of beauty

by christophorus September 8, 2010

P.U.D.

P.U.D. is the acronym given to the condition of Post University Depression, a condition picked up by Uni leavers across the country who are suffering from the University lifestyle (drinking regularly, having no responsibility and being a general lazy bugger.)

P.U.D. is contagious and can be spread by spending to much time in the proximity of carriers.

There are a few known treatments for P.U.D. these are; getting on it, Pro Evo 5 (Master League only,) topping yourself and the most important of the lot sleeping with disgusting individuals! Sufferers of P.U.D. can never completely rid themselves of the disease, but it can be kept under control by a combination of these treatments.

I've finished my degree and can't even get a job in Tesco's, its giving me major P.U.D.

The only job I'll be getting any time soon is full time time PUD!

I'm getting absolutely mortal tonight and then i'm gonna root some absolute dogs, it should sort out my P.U.D. at least for a night anyway!

by eltrain05 September 25, 2011

d.p.u.s

d.p.u.s--Dark Piece of Uncircumsized Skin

ew, why does sumaiya look so much like d.p.u.s? Thats worse then w.p.u.s

by Chelsea! January 23, 2006

D.P.

a.When you stand right next to someone sitting down, and you have one bookbag strap around your shoulder, and your croch is basically right in their face.
b.Term for a "friend" who has psychotic thoughts for mass murder, and has books on bomb creation.

Wat the fuck, quit D.P.ing my goddamn face. D.P.

by OMGhax0rwhatthefuck November 20, 2007

I P O D

I P O D stands for I PUKE ON DICK. It's a nickname for a female who gave someone head and couldn't handle it and then threw up.

Ashley's new nickname is I P O D. T.J. was totally getting some head from her when she barfed. It was HELLA funny!

by Manaaaaa November 25, 2007

p.a.d.

Abr.'Posh and Dirty'

usually wears dirty clothes but speaks with a very posh accent, common in UK

P.a.d. - excuse me could you please give me directions to the train station

normal person -sorry no

later on, normal person to his mate - haha, did you see that pad ask me for directions!

by Mooney 99 February 24, 2008