Ostroflate

to remove the excess urine from a penis by the means of shaking, draining, jingling, ringing etc... Shake once thats fine, shake twice that's okay. Shake three times you're playing with yourself.

After I peed I forgot to ostroflate, so I ended up getting pee all over my shorts. My boxer shorts never get piss on them because I'm always sure to ostroflate before I put my dick away.

by L.A. Rogers March 20, 2008

Ostrage

OSTRAGE: noun/adjective, to be in a state of such rage(anger) the equal to the daily rage lvl of a common ostrich

MC: HEY! Man, looks like that guy just took your girl.
DJ: i may not have roidrage, but I do have OSTRAGE. that guys dead.

by xFatetality March 6, 2011

ostrower

evil 70 year old history teacher that needs to retire but won't because he likes torturing students.

Why are you being such an Ostrower?

by Franscicle August 8, 2012

Ostrivoogle

When an ostridge uses Google.

Man, look at that ostridge ostrivoogle on google.

by theostridgeman February 6, 2013

ostrichizing

When boredom gets butthurt over wowmod.

This is proof of the ostrichizing hat occurred.

by Cryptwowmod February 28, 2013

Ostrich

A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.

Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!

by thisisnotSina July 10, 2015

Ostriching

When the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. Then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her ass in the air.

The sex was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. So I decided to try Ostriching .

by Killitandgrillit August 10, 2015