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office booty

Adjective. A girl who works in the office too long and from sitting a lot, gets a large but attractive ass.
That girl, kim, on the 2nd floor has very nice "office booty".
by evilvillans March 10, 2007
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Officer Ricky

Rapper Rick Ross' new rap name after being exposed for being a correctional officer in his past but still rapping about being the biggest drug dealer in Miami. Made popular by rapper 50 cent in the song "Tia Told Me"
50:Damn officer rickyyyyyyy!!!
Officer Ricky:Rawse!!
by Burnaman February 25, 2009
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Office Boil

A co-worker or boss who pops up out of nowhere and is a real pain in the ass each time he or she does.
Ted: "Look out, here comes Steve, the office manager."

John: "OMG, you are right it is the old office boil himself."
by kinglimey August 18, 2008
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Office White

The pale skin color of a lighter skinned individual that rarely gets outside. The individual must: A) have an inside job, and B) be pale.
Milton, you're so office white. We need to get your pasty white ass to the beach as soon as tax season is over.
by MrBigA May 3, 2010
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Office Crop Duster

An individual who engages in crop dusting within an office environment. These individuals are typically shunned as their lewd act is generally considered taboo inside the office.
"Man, did you hear the new guy is a serial office crop duster!"

"Ya, I know, who hired him anyways?"
by Dr. Zay-us December 16, 2011
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Office Fluffer

A slang term for people who visit the bosses office regularly to offer hollow praise and sometimes gifts - with the intention of influencing the future actions of the boss. With time and work, the "Office Fluffer" can not only make the boss think they are a Super Hero - they can usually get them to fly in any direction they want with a few subtle comments (then disappear before any action happens).
"I just saw Jane go up to the Bosses office with some coffee 10 minutes ago - then back down to her desk. When the Boss came down - he told us we were to do things a new way. I swear I heard Jane talking about doing it that way last week...odd that method makes her job the easiest in the office. Of all the Office Fluffers - she's the best.".

"Man - that's got to be the third time Bob has been in the office asking how the Boss stays so ripped, and the third time he's come out discussing something important about to happen in the company. I think there's some serious Office Fluffing going on!".

"Every time Mike is missing from his desk - you can guess something bad is going to happen. No one in the office likes Mike, except the Boss - who thinks Mike is a genius. With enough Office Fluffing - Mike will eventually be pulled off the floor and given a nice job doing QC or something.".
by Mr.Ages II August 30, 2012
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officer's candy

1. United States Navy term used by sailors to describe the scented cake placed in urinals.
1. I pissed on the officer's candy.
by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018
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