offense

A feeling that other people have.

People take offense at everything these days, but not me.

by futureblues August 27, 2018

offensinator

Someone who offends EVERYONE

Why does he have to be such an offensinator?

by Nanipoo2020 May 13, 2020

Offensed

Offense when taken unnecessarily or on behalf of someone else, especially out of context or when it wasn't meant. Like with outrage culture.
As opposed to Offended, which is when it's personal or valid.

Person 1: I can't believe Dave Chapelle is such a homophobe.
Person 2: No, it was a joke, you're just acting Offensed.

by Shookaspear September 13, 2020

Offendive

it means being a big meanie >:(

I said something very offendive to my cat

by NotKat ;);) February 27, 2021

offention

the act offending people

you are under arest for offention

by spookythecheeselord January 11, 2022

Offense Archeologist

When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.

The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.

I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.

by Don E Darko July 9, 2022

Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012