To blatantly ignore orders from a superior. Most often used by U.S. Marines (typically NCO's and SNCO's) to describe what younger Marines are doing when should be working. First used by a crusty old devil dog in the early 1900's by the name of Clifton Bledsoe Gates. Gates would later become the 19th Commandant of the Marine Corps.
Listen you shitbirds, get off your asses and quit gaffing me off!!!
But Staff Sergeant, I would never gaff off your orders?!?!
But Staff Sergeant, I would never gaff off your orders?!?!
by Gunner Brad May 12, 2010

Has to be the coolest show on Fuse. Bunch of people who are obviously not easily embarrassed, dancing to music videos. Oh yeah, and in their underwear. haha. Then we get to vote for our favorite!
"Why did you want to be on 'Pants off dance off'?"
"Well, i can get jiggy with it, and I have like really cool moves."
^haha. The people are hysterical
"Well, i can get jiggy with it, and I have like really cool moves."
^haha. The people are hysterical
by Yeah I'm Cool September 3, 2008

When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember
by State O State December 9, 2008

Used when describing how uninformed someone is or when they jump to conclusions about a situation they know nothing about.
"What did you and Justin do last night?"
"Nothing, mom. We mostly just hung out with his friends."
"Honey, I don't want you getting pregnant! You know how them boys are! If he tries to have sex with you-"
"Mom! You're so far off! We're not doing anything."
"Nothing, mom. We mostly just hung out with his friends."
"Honey, I don't want you getting pregnant! You know how them boys are! If he tries to have sex with you-"
"Mom! You're so far off! We're not doing anything."
by kenzie paige October 15, 2008

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

James: Why is that man laying on the floor sleeping?
Derek: He was mad disrespectful, so I had to hook off on him.
James: Damn...
Derek: He was mad disrespectful, so I had to hook off on him.
James: Damn...
by DHirtyFYL February 24, 2015

by Patrick Mangou February 15, 2009
