nursery pipe

Screaming nursery age child

Josh is such a nursery pipe.

by tonyDmasterninja September 23, 2011

nurso

a male nurse

person: what do you do for a living??
me: I'm a mf nurso.

by koolgurl123 September 20, 2018

Nursicisstic Personality Disorder

-Excessive interest in or admiration of oneself due to one being a nurse.

-The belief that the nursing profession is the most important profession, and all other professions are inferior and do not contribute to healthcare as a whole.
-Selfishness, involving a sense of entitlement, a lack of empathy, and a need for admiration, as characterized by their nursing profession.
-Self-centeredness arising from failure to distinguish the self from their nursing profession, often the result of a mental disorder.

Related to Nursicissitic and Nurscissism

I think that Becky has Nursicisstic Personality Disorder. She's always such a bitch to everybody else just because she's a nurse.

by Berkleydog May 4, 2019

Nureni

Nureni is the most amazing, funny, and best looking guy around. You can not get better than Nureni. He can be overly goofy, very immature, but the coolest and goofy and immature guy around. Everyone loves Nureni, because he is so considerate, and cares for everyone, which can be his fault sometimes. Nureni is and will always be the best, that is why he is loved all around. If you have a Nureni, cherish him, he indeed does bring the light to any situation. Also likes to be called Big N.

You know a Nureni, you must have a great life. Jealous to be you.

by theultimatetheofficelover January 13, 2020

fuzzy norseman

When you shave your balls and put the shavings in your roomates axe bodywash.

James shaved his balls in the shower and wondered how to dispose of his clippings. He decided that his roomate would like a fuzzy norseman as he put the clippings his axe bodywash.

by Cptn stabbin December 10, 2010

sexy nurses 2

the pornographic film to which countless self produced loads were generated by my friend Andy

I jerked off to sexy nurses 2 last night.

by Hairy Palmer June 11, 2006

Nuriel

no matter how bad things may be in your life, every time you see him a smile always finds a way to spread across your face. he is the type of guy who always makes you laugh but never makes you cry. every second you are with him you are either smiling or laughing because he just has that affect on people. he is the most amazing guy i have or will ever meet. not only is he amazing, but he is a genius--he is the smartest guy i know. he may be dorky (which apparently is a complement), but thats one of the many things that i love about him. he isnt just any dork--he is MY dork. the second you are forced to leave his side you miss him, for when you are around him you feel complete. when you are apart, you feel like part of you is missing. if you ever find any guy as amazing as nuriel, you should make sure u get him before anyone else does because you dont find guys like this every day.

i miss nuriel.
nuriel is a dork.

by hick January 15, 2005