Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

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Nuns cunt

Used to describe lag on PlayStation

Random person = laggy as a nuns cunt

by Willy Ryder February 10, 2021

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the real nun

A lil idiot who likes bullying my sidekicks and always saying MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Since 2019 I hope pack god roast this shit YouTuber

The most Annoying YouTuber goes to the real nun!!!
That little booger snot is a brainless kid in reality

by maleGigityBOOM! July 30, 2024

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NUN-chuck

A nun who who beats you into submission and gets all up in that pussy and then vomits inside your wife

you "omg run its a NUN-chuck"

your wife "AGHH GET ALL UP IN MY PUSSY NUN"

by fat pussy licker July 24, 2022

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Punching Nuns

1. Punching kind women who have sworn to devote their lives to God
2. Women after God's own heart who are highly trained in combat

1. "DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE NICE OLD LADIES?"

"I'm Punching Nuns."

2. "You best not mess with that church, they've got the best Punching Nuns in all the land!"

"Yeah last week when so-so didn't put a lot in the collection plate for donations, he got nun-punched right in the gut, he

almost saw Jesus!"

by LuciusLycaonia February 27, 2022

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