Nutella

1) A delicious chocolate hazelnut spread that you can put on almost everything: bread, crackers, buttered toast, un-buttered toast, etc. You can even substitute it for jelly in a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and make a peanut-butter and nutella sandwich! (It kind of tastes like a reeses peanut butter cup) YUM!

GIRL: Nutella is my life. I have it every morning for breakfast.
GIRL 2: Oh my gosh, me too! I put it in milkshake yesterday, and it was so yummy!
GIRL: Did it bring all the boys to the yard? ;)
GIRL 2: Of course! It's nutella!

by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014

Numerical Flange

the difference between numbers, distinctively between chronological numbers and numbers that are close based on the individual numbers.

Numerical Flange is for example; 360 is chronologically one number away from 361, however 360 is also one number away from 260.

by jared robinson February 26, 2008

numerate

Being number literate

Numerate is commensurate with experiential experience rate.

by Hercolena Oliver March 30, 2009

Numlock

Derivative from "Dicklock" as made popular by Bubbles of the hit TV show "Trailer Park Boys".

A dick lock being someone who cant get laid. A numb lock is a nerd who cannot get laid and plays with the numlock key while Masturbating.

Q: Hey where's Simon ?

A: Oh that "Numlock" hes at home fapping off.

by DunkyHazard February 4, 2010

Numero uno

A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"

My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.

by octopod December 1, 2003

numeer

A guy with the softest girl voice who tries to act manly by swearing at people for no reason. They are very bad at games like badminton but keep shouting at people even though they suck,

Why you actin like a bitch. You are such a numeer

by Amazing person696969 March 29, 2017

Nutella

commonly found in ones food depository, a fucking yummers snack which is great for perkins and is fun in the bedroom

made from hazelnuts and chocolate this spread is god's semen falling down upon us from heaven

"this nutella's gotten all over my cock, help me get it off"

by man with large wanger May 15, 2006