nugget cake

The nugget cake is a culinary behemoth, vaguely similar in appearance to a traditional birthday cake, but differing massively in composition. It is made predominantly of chicken nuggets, being either legitimate or emulations of Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds, coalesced by barbeque sauce mortar. Other ingredients may include a pizza foundation, layers of bacon strips, layers of cheeseburgers, layers of macaroni and cheese, french fry candles, and a melted cheese membrane to contain the madness. Not for the faint of heart, in all sense of the idiom.

Dude 1: Man, how about that nugget cake last night?

Dude 2: Dude, I could taste the cholesterol!

Dude 3: You guys don't even know. This morning I took a 12 pound shit.

by Bobb the Terrible January 3, 2011

Nuggage

Luggage in which someone has concealed marijuana

David panicked when he was told his nuggage was too big to carry on and would have to be checked by security.

by Antonio Sylvia May 21, 2017

Flips my nuggets

Verb: Something that really irks, annoys or frustrates you. Worse than getting aggravated but not as bad as pissed the fuck off or FFFFFUUU-. Sometimes when spoken emphasis is put on “flips” for a little extra punch.

Also: flipping my nuggets (present tense) / flipped my nuggets (past) / will flip my nuggets (future)

1. (After spilling food on your expensive shirt) I just got this dry cleaned yesterday. That FLIPS my nuggets!

2. Guy (thinking to himself): It’s my birthday! Going to get some action!
Girl: Sorry, it’s a no go tonight. Aunt flo is calling.
Guy: Dammit! That flips my nuggets!

3. Guy one: I’m starving! How much longer until that pizza gets here? It’s got to be soon.
Guy two: We ordered it only 5 minutes ago. It’s going to take at least 40 more minutes
Guy one: That flips my nuggets!

by AB Beef April 30, 2011

cheesy toe nuggets

chicken nuggets with cheese and toes. They taste like shit

Sebi "holy shit are those cheesy toe nuggets." me "yah they are, want it first pay me $2000." Sebi "OH SHIT."

by Faggot man 69 December 4, 2019

nuggy

noun. A term of endearment for a significant other who is, figuratively speaking, as juicy as a chicken nugget.

"Let's have dinner at that hotel for our anniversary, nuggy."

by ericmarshall28 March 31, 2009

Nuggetize

To amputate all of somebody's limbs, turning them into a nugget.

A man was nuggetized in a car accident today.

After the mugging, she was nuggetized and left to die.

by BANGEXPLOSIVE November 22, 2015

nuggery

When one speaks in a light airy voice, as if the sound is coming soley from the lungs, not from the diaphragm.

As the hours waned, her voice became more and more nuggery.

by The 218 October 18, 2006