Golden Musket

The act of performing homosexual oral sex on two men

Did you hear about oly? He gave two guys a golden musket at the party last night

by pistol mike January 19, 2023

Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.

I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!

by repetitivedango February 25, 2023

Rusty Musket

When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face

After the BBQ, Jen and I went home and I gave her a Rusty Musket

by Buhbuh B April 12, 2023

miami musket

Ram rodding coke down your dick hole.

My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.

by Cocksause Jones May 24, 2023

Elongated Musket

A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.

The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.

by balistah August 20, 2023

The Musketeer

Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.

Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.

by Noodlesdude05 September 15, 2023

Elon Musketeer

A modern nerd who looks up to Elon Musk

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer

by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024