Bullshittin your friends
by American Racist July 25, 2006
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Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.
Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.
by 2Weeks September 8, 2011
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Get the Murphed mug.A mixture between a "muppet" and a "pumpkin". Used:
1. as a term of endearment
2. a lighthearted insult.
1. as a term of endearment
2. a lighthearted insult.
by Jeff24 January 9, 2005
Get the mumpkin mug.The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.
by Sammvv August 23, 2016
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Get the d-murph mug.Unlike what 95% of the people here say, Memphis is a great city. Yes there are bad neighborhoods but those exist in EVERY freakin' city. We no longer have the highest crime rate. I have lived in memphis since I was born and not once have I been shot at, robbed, mugged, threatened, or raped. Our government is messed up but other then that Memphis is a good city to live in. Oh and 80% of the population doesn't even like Elvis and 90% hasn't even visited Graceland. So stop bashing us about him. We have history and who cares if 60% of the population is African American? Thats just stereotypical. If you want to see real crime, move to Somalia idiots.
by ilovememphis123 January 18, 2011
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