Big Mikey

A person who mooches off everyone and still lives with his Mom. Can be found in any local bar asking for a free beer, shot, or ride home. Once he cleans you out he will move on to another person who can give him what he is too lazy to obtain himself. Will leave your couch dented, your fridge empty and your house messy. Loves to gossip more than any lady you have ever encountered. Will gossip about people he knows, people you know, or people that do not exist at all. Once he sucks you dry of all your information and money he will move on to the next leaving you wondering " why is there no gas in my car and what is that SMELL?? "

1) Sorry to be a Big Mikey but can I borrow some money?

2) "what happened to your house???"

"Big Mikey"

3) Man that girl lies so much! What a Big Mikey

by DorkyMeg September 29, 2011

Pull a Mikey

To go behind your best friend back to start dating his ex. Works best when the best friend has only just broken up with said ex. A Mikey will not mention anything to the best friend, he will simply start rooting the ex. This ends in the Mikey and the ex dating.

Person A: Did you hear about X and Y?

Person B: Yeah, way to Pull a Mikey on old Z.

Person A: Poor Z, he and Y had only just broken up.

by caedlahn May 30, 2010

mikey welsh

The former bassist of Weezer.. Not too sure what happend though, becauase he's gone now. Perhaps it was drugs that caused him to blow off the 'Island in the Sun' video shoot.. Now they're stuck with that Scott guy who signed his name over Matt's and Mikey's on all the Weezer albums.

Mikey is greater than Scott but less than Matt.

by yogurt August 6, 2004

mukeplunking

To pick a booger out of your nose then throw it at someone.

Kendall: Ashley, did you see what Eric was doing?
Ashley: No, what was he doing?
Kendall: He was mukeplunking Ben!
Ashley: Ohh dear....

by TheRogue January 2, 2012

Mikey

Socially awkward

Mikey is just socially awkward

by 10056798321 April 4, 2019

Mukesh

That one friend in your gang who comes late almost all the time but nothing seems very happening without them.

Bit of an asshole at times but kind at heart. Basically a living oxymoron.

Friend 1: It's really sad that Mukesh couldn't make it to our gangbang party
Friend 2: Yeah! Even if he had, he would've been the last one to come.

by Tim Cock Jerk Black November 23, 2021

ty and mikey's bromance

they're in love.

they text all day and night. it's ty and mikey's bromance.

by team nigeria June 28, 2010