The Muddy Mississippi

When you are fucking a girl in her ass and she shits all over you big fat cock

I was fucking your mom in her ass last night, and she sent me down the muddy mississippi,

by PERVERT FIREFIGHTER February 16, 2010

wet mady

the smell on a towel that reminds you of someone named mady who went into a pool without chlorine and only half dried when they got out, kinda like a dog. it’s a very moist smell. it is not a form of drugs only a simple towel. although the towel is wet, it’s not dripping and has no form of any sort of chlorine on it. it is also a familiar smell and once smelt will definitely be recognized as a wet mady.

1)
bro #1? “what is that smell bro?”
bro #2 “not sure bro”
bro #1 “i think it’s a wet mady bro”
bro #2 “oh bro that’s a damn good smell”
bro #1 “oh ik bro

by big daddy ftw November 7, 2018

testing the muddy water

Trying butt sex for the first time.

Patrick is testing the muddy water with Trish tonight.

by crabbysparkles February 12, 2014

meady

when a girl is not leng but cant be called ugly

guy 1: i yo bro you know the ting over there is kind of meady

guy2: your taking de piss

by GBandzz March 25, 2021

Muddy Beaver

A group of bad-ass folks testing their fate on the Tough Mudder, 2011!

Yesterday when I was at the climbing gym I saw this smokin' Muddy Beaver climbing a V9, hope I run into her at Tough Mudder.

by mudder17 July 12, 2011

Muddy Teabag

A variation of the teabag, where the man first inserts his balls into the anus of his partner, then removes them and places them in his partners mouth.

Only as Juan's balls entered her mouth and she smelled her own shit, did Jen realize Juan had given her the muddy teabag.

by Pastanoose February 5, 2009

muddy harmonica

A type of reversed blumpkin where a guy eats out a girl while she is taking a shit.

Brian asked, "Hey can I get a blumpkin"? Meredith replied, "I guess, but only if I get a muddy harmonica first".

by Mountain Misti and Kendo January 2, 2009